"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others"
- Groucho Marx

"Anarchy may not be the best form of government, but it's better than no government at all. "
- Anon

"We've got the best government money can buy."
- Anon

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- Anon

"Haig, in congressional hearings before his confirmatory, paradoxed his audiencers by abnormaling his responds so that verbs were nouned, nouns verbed, and adjectives adverbised. He techniqued a new way to vocabulary his thoughts so as to informationally uncertain anybody listening about what he had actually implicationed."

"Capital punishment is our society's recognition of the sanctity of human life."
- Senator Orrin Hatch

Not suprisingly, we also have a couple of money-saving ideas that we submit to the Pentagon free of charge:
* Don't kill anybody.
* Don't build things that do.
* And don't pay other people to kill anybody.
We expect annual savings to be in the billions.
- Sojourners

"The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it."
- Glaser and Way